{"id":117,"date":"2008-03-07T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T06:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/07\/when-mommy-no-longer-cares-enough-to-feed-me\/"},"modified":"2008-03-06T23:33:53","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T05:33:53","slug":"when-mommy-no-longer-cares-enough-to-feed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/07\/when-mommy-no-longer-cares-enough-to-feed-me\/","title":{"rendered":"When Mommy no longer cares enough to feed me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/img_6603.png\" title=\"img_6603.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/img_6603.png\" alt=\"img_6603.png\" height=\"640\" width=\"426\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just kidding of course! This photo just screams for a tag line though.<\/p>\n<p>What do you do when you have TWO screaming babies at the same time, but you can only feed one of them? Let them feed themselves with this nifty bottle. This morning I was running late for work and as I was getting ready to leave both boys were hungry. Hungry enough that they were not interested in waiting for breakfast. But with this bottle, Andrew was able to take care of himself! Even though I was running late, I couldn&#8217;t resist taking the photo.<\/p>\n<p>Of course this is not the new standard of care at the house, but it&#8217;s nice to have a solution in situations like that. Especially since it can sometimes take Max close to an hour to feed. He likes to savor the experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding of course! This photo just screams for a tag line though. What do you do when you have TWO screaming babies at the same time, but you can only feed one of them? Let them feed themselves with this nifty bottle. This morning I was running late for work and as I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":86,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","category-text"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p47XZT-1T","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":988,"url":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/29\/mri-for-our-little-guy\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":0},"title":"MRI for Our Little Guy","author":"Thomas Tomchak","date":"September 29, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Andrew had his long scheduled MRI today. 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