{"id":2270,"date":"2010-01-28T15:19:14","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T21:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/?p=2270"},"modified":"2010-01-28T15:19:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T21:19:14","slug":"no-im-not-65-aarp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/28\/no-im-not-65-aarp\/","title":{"rendered":"NO&#8230; I&#8217;m NOT 65 AARP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2274\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/28\/no-im-not-65-aarp\/img_0939-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 3GS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1264358795&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;349&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.066666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_0939-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1-450x600.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2274  aligncenter\" title=\"img_0939-1\" src=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1-450x600.jpg\" alt=\"img_0939-1\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/img_0939-1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what database has me listed as retired, but I&#8217;m constantly getting mail like this. It&#8217;s not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with being 65 or older, but let me take my time getting there please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what database has me listed as retired, but I&#8217;m constantly getting mail like this. It&#8217;s not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with being 65 or older, but let me take my time getting there please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":86,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","category-text"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p47XZT-AC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/86"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2270"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2277,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions\/2277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}