{"id":2900,"date":"2010-09-28T15:22:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T21:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/28\/just-what-i-need\/"},"modified":"2010-09-28T15:22:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T21:22:25","slug":"just-what-i-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/28\/just-what-i-need\/","title":{"rendered":"Just what I need!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"clear: both\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Y5GXp.jpg\" class=\"image-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"linked-to-original\" src=\"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Y5GXp-thumb.jpg\" height=\"311\" width=\"379\" style=\" text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 10px;\" \/><\/a>I think I would probably get 4 of them, one for each appendage. Then I could REALLY get things done and look stylish at the same time. <\/p>\n<p><br class=\"final-break\" style=\"clear: both\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I would probably get 4 of them, one for each appendage. Then I could REALLY get things done and look stylish at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":86,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[213,214,215,14],"class_list":["post-2900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","tag-humor","tag-ipad","tag-joke","tag-tom"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p47XZT-KM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/86"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomchak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}